I mostly post and reblog D&D (5e), Amtgard, and anything that really catches my attention. :)
Also: please message me if youre having a bad time. I'll listen to you vent, please be safe.
i gave up ‘recommending’ things years ago. nowadays i just expose everyone i know to abnormally high background radiation for months to years before pushing them over the guard rails into the reactor soup the moment their guard is down
If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………
Zelda travelling around Hyrule after the Calamity and people are tripping over themselves to tell her stories about the Hero because they love that feral cryptid mad man and are so proud of him
‘I met him when I was about to get eaten by a Hinox…he jumped off a horse, fired 12 arrows in the blink of an eye and then got smacked in the face with a tree…but then he came back and hacked away at it’s legs with this stupidly big sword until it finally died’
'He was wearing this weird patched together mask that looked like a monster but he made enough curry for everyone so we didn’t like to ask’
'But…the hero was a girl? She wore these lovely green silks and every time she came out of the Gerudo Canyon she had a bag full of electric safflina to sell to Beedle over there. The Gerudo think she’s an amazing fighter, which says a lot, and she always thanked me for looking after her horses when she went into the desert’
'I swear to Hylia that he ran through here wearing nothing but his underwear and a mask shaped like a leaf…claimed he was looking for the Children of the Forest. Sorry, Princess, but I’m not sure he was quite right in the head at the time’
’He used to creep in here silently wearing this grey mask and with enough lizards and beetles that we could make enough elixirs to last for a month. Not sure I ever saw his face without it’
And the entire time Link is stood neatly dressed, three steps away, listening to every word and no one pays him the slightest bit of attention. Because none of them cotton on that 'prim and proper Royal Knight’ Link and 'I will defeat this Lynel with a stick, a pot lid and a bucket load of adrenaline’ Wild Child Hero is the same man. Especially with how many masks he owned.
When they walk away and are out of sight and earshot Zelda just raises her eyebrow with a smile and he is like ’…I can explain…it made sense at the time’
Tbh all of these fake stories going around and they’re so obvious but if any of them said “so I work in retail” id be “okay yeah” because the weirdest shit goes down when you work retail. It could say “so I work in retail and today Jesus came in and turned all our water bottles into wine” and I’d be like “shit that’s wild what’d your manager do”
I never go on twitter (because, you know, it’s twitter) but I just had a look at it to check up on Hank and I’m glad to see he’s being *extremely* Hank about this
